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A recent worldwide survey

 

showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

I’ve cleaned all the bad food from the house today.

It was delicious

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

 

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?”

 

Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“

-Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”

 

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