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A recent worldwide survey

 

showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"

 

A mother texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?"

 

He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later."

 

The mother texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."

Q: Why do wife’s make great parole officers?


A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

 

 

 

 

 

 

If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

 

 

 

 

 

A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

 

 

 

 

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