Preston  Forum Probus Club




EVENTS 2021/2022


At the time of publication of this site the following events were in process

(“informal” events are not listed here. See the Faq’s)


October 28th 2021


Outing to Lytham Hall


November 4th 2021


Partners Lunch at The Italian Orchard

Bring your wife, partner or friend out to lunch with us.


February 17th 2022


Special partners invite with lunch at Ferrari’s


May  2022


Members Day Outing. Members and their guests spend the day investigating a place of interest.  Details are not yet available, but normally it is a full day out, with coach travel and an evening meal.


June 2022


Alan Roberts has been “volunteered” to organise the annual bowling competition for 2022. This usually takes place on a rainy day in June at Guys Thatched Hamlet




Members are reminded that they are free to suggest or organise other events.



A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."



If you want to know who is really man’s best friend, put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you.

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.








A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!


I bought my wife a mood ring, and when she's in a good mood the ring turns blue.

But when she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead.