Partners Lunch at the Italian Orchard, an event to which members are invited to bring
along wives, husbands, partners and friends
February 20th 2020
Lunch and a presentation at Ferrari’s. Members may again bring along wives, husbands,
partners and friends
Historically the AGM takes place in April each year and is followed by a presentation.
Members Day Outing. Members and their guests spend the day investigating a place
of interest. Details are not yet available, but normally it is a full day out, with
coach travel and an evening meal.
Peter and Malcolm don’t not know it until they read this but it is very likely that
they will be asked to organise the annual bowling competition again. This usually
takes place on a rainy day in June at Guys Thatched Hamlet
Members are reminded that they are free to suggest or organise other events.
Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was
not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want
to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however,
the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put
her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the door bounced
back open. Convinced these rude salesmen were sticking their foot in the door, she
reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men
said: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old
school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly
didn’t stand a chance.
If you’re tired of waiting at a restaurant, just call their number and ask if they
also deliver to table 16.