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LAST YEARS EVENTS.

 

 

EVENTS 2019/20

 

November 7th 2019

 

Partners Lunch at the Italian Orchard, an event to which members are invited to bring along wives, husbands, partners and friends

 

February 20th 2020

 

Lunch and a presentation at Ferrari’s.  Members may again bring along wives, husbands, partners and friends

 

April 2020

 

Historically the AGM takes place in April each year and is followed by a presentation.

 

May  2020

 

Members Day Outing. Members and their guests spend the day investigating a place of interest.  Details are not yet available, but normally it is a full day out, with coach travel and an evening meal.

 

June 2020

 

Peter and Malcolm don’t not know it until they read this but it is very likely that they will be asked to organise the annual bowling competition again. This usually takes place on a rainy day in June at Guys Thatched Hamlet

 

 

 

 

Members are reminded that they are free to suggest or organise other events.

 

 

Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude salesmen were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men said: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

 

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

If you’re tired of waiting at a restaurant, just call their number and ask if they also deliver to table 16.