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Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.

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Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.

 

 

 

 

Two days ago, my friend Peter ran off with my wife.”

 

“Oh no, how long have you been friends?”

 

“Since two days ago.

 

 

My neighbours are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years, surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

 

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